Just an alien in human clothing

mxsymphonee: dailytweets: Amazon Link: https://amzn.to/2twJSuu And here are some recipes for...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:45:07 -0400

dailytweets:

Amazon Link: https://amzn.to/2twJSuu

And here are some recipes for making your own wine and alcohol filled popsicles

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/boozy-popsicle-recipes-how-to-make-margarita-sangria-and-wine-popsicles

obscure asks

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:04:51 -0400

clockhandchild:

what’s your favorite way to dress?

if you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?

what movie/game/etc. helps you calm down?

what does your room smell like?

do you like to organize?

what kind of music would you listen to if you could only choose one?

what song is your aesthetic?

what color do you think goes best with your personality?

do you believe in auras?

what do you wish you hated, but actually like?

vague about your crush(es)

is there someone you have mixed feelings towards?

talk about an au or story you came up with

do you like makeup?

do you prefer space or the ocean?

if you could pick any planet besides earth, where would you live?

what form of government do you like the most? (capitalism, socialism, etc.)

what animal would you keep as a pet, if you could?

what do you think our purpose is in the universe?

do you believe in god(s)?

is there a song you can’t handle listening to, even though you like it?

what ex do you miss the most, if you have one?

do you like soft, fluffy blankets or rough/smooth blankets?

what is your favorite thing to learn about?

what country’s history do you find the most interesting?

what do you think about genderbent ____ (insert someone here)

what breakup was the hardest, if you had one?

do you have someone where you can’t decide if you like them romantically or just as a friend?

what do you think about tumblr discourse?

what instrument do you wish you could master?

how easy is it for you to be honest?

do you have any strange interests?

do you have any strange fears?

what food do you binge on when you’re lazy?

when you get angry, how do you show it?

do you have any impulsive movements? (twitches, ticks, flapping, etc.)

what do you listen to music on?

are you left brained or right brained?

earbuds or headphones?

do you like light blankets or heavy blankets?

porko-rosso: charlesoberonn: We’re nearly halfway through 2018

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 05:25:10 -0400

porko-rosso:

charlesoberonn:

We’re nearly halfway through 2018

scotchdog: DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN (2018, DAVID CAGE)

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 05:25:03 -0400

scotchdog:

DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN (2018, DAVID CAGE)

evolutional: why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 05:24:55 -0400

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day

dyerink: me, talking to my ridiculously smart friends:

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 05:24:38 -0400

dyerink:

me, talking to my ridiculously smart friends:

IF YOU EVER NEED SOMETHING TO READ READ THIS

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 05:04:08 -0400

outofthewhore-dinary:

alexoliversmith:

chaoticallyprecise:

OK ARE YOU EVER IN NEED OF BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS BUT DON’T KNOW WHAT TO READ NEXT?

I present to you, straight from the internet, whichbook:

Here’s how it works: You click the link, and choose four categories and the extent to which these categories matter:

Then click “go” and it’ll come up with a number of books you might like.

DON’T LIKE THE CATEGORIES? NO PROBLEM - see this little thing:

THIS LITTLE THING WILL TAKE YOU TO THIS SLIGHTLY LARGER THING WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A BOOK BASED ON THE FOLLOWING:

YOU NOW HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOT BE READING SOMETHING BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU WANT THIS SITE WILL COME UP WITH IT.

… Apart from bisexual retired alien dudes. No books on that. Yet.

You are beautiful person for sharing this with the world and I thank you.

Reblog to save a life

noshitloki: IF YOU LOVE WRITING BUT DON’T HAVE THE INSPIRATION FOR A 10-PART BOOK SAGA YOU SHOULD...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:29:20 -0400

noshitloki:

IF YOU LOVE WRITING BUT DON’T HAVE THE INSPIRATION FOR A 10-PART BOOK SAGA YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SITE

IT’S INCREDIBLY HELPFUL AND CAN FOR INSTANCE GENERATE TOPICS AND FIRST LINES, CONTAINS LOADS OF EXERCISES AND YOU CAN FIND PLENTY OF WRITING TIPS.

pausing-criticalrole: Reblog if you want Todd Howard to materialize in your room, say fuck and...

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 15:40:03 -0400

pausing-criticalrole:

Reblog if you want Todd Howard to materialize in your room, say fuck and call you a degenerate

torracat: this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and...

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 22:44:53 -0400

torracat:

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

baracknobama: remember the ice bucket challenge reblog if ur a true 2014 kid

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 22:38:54 -0400

baracknobama:

remember the ice bucket challenge reblog if ur a true 2014 kid

theflamingmarshmallow: ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ♡Todd Howard aesthetic made...

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 23:34:28 -0400

theflamingmarshmallow:

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ♡Todd Howard aesthetic made by me. Please reblog if you are going to use/save♡~ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Ticket Available I currently have an extra ticket for the Iowa City (june second) show tommorow . ...

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 19:12:20 -0400

Ticket Available

I currently have an extra ticket for the Iowa City (june second) show tommorow . If anyone is interested please feel free to message me.

Warning: There may be a slim chance the original person i was gonna go with will be able to attend. So the tickets availability is, iffy. Apologies.

cobaltdays:if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

Wed, 30 May 2018 10:46:00 -0400

cobaltdays:

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

An actual sinkhole has opened on the White House lawn. It’s growing

Fri, 25 May 2018 09:44:15 -0400

An actual sinkhole has opened on the White House lawn. It’s growing:

criminallynerdy:

queenbean03:

m4d-minute:

dreadlord-mr-son:

puttingcursesondonaldjtrump:

“It was noticeably bigger between Sunday and Monday,” Herman said. “It’s more than a foot long right now,” he said. A second sinkhole has opened up right next to it, he said.

The earth itself is trying to swallow Him up and get rid of him.

It’s working!

Satan is coming to collect his soul.

Reblog to make sure that the Earth succeeds at its noble goal.

Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.

Thu, 24 May 2018 22:29:35 -0400

wixley-kryptonese:reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

Mon, 21 May 2018 18:14:31 -0400

wixley-kryptonese:

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

I found an animation error in episode 308 (S3E8) Two Guys Naked...

Sat, 19 May 2018 08:51:07 -0400

I found an animation error in episode 308 (S3E8) Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub.

Pip seems to grow a third arm.

This is roughly around the 26:40 minute mark.

My friend and I both speculate that this shot was possibly meant to have a higher cut to it.

professordiggsy: 11037baseballs: thepastelprince: socialjustic...

Fri, 18 May 2018 13:19:27 -0400

professordiggsy:

11037baseballs:

thepastelprince:

socialjusticejonah:

wow i really wanna get crunk

This is important

I want a zombie

@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.

My favorite Shady/Illegal tips

Wed, 09 May 2018 22:31:50 -0400

bpdattentionseeker:

*If you don’t have a stamp, reverse your destination and return addresses. The post office will deliver it to the return address for free
*One bag of garbage from a McDonald’s dumpster has hundreds of receipts in it, each of which has a survey. Submit each one for lots of free food
*Holding a cell phone to your ear justifies loitering. This aids in public urination, dumpster diving, stalking, trespassing, etc
*If you’re going to plagiarize, plagiarize something in a foreign language. Use a translator and spend a few minutes touching up the results.
*If they have free refills, save your cup. Next time you eat there, your drink is free.
*A plastic coffee stir stick can fool any push in coin acceptor that loads the coins on edge. Just insert stir stick, push the mechanism forward until you feel the stick hit a bump, push the bump down with the stick and push the mech all the way in
*If you look like you know what you’re doing, no one will bother you.
*When lying, always include something slightly embarrassing, or something that makes you look bad, as part of your story. It’s not only going to disarm their skepticism (admitting to something embarrassing gives an impression of humility), but even if they remain skeptical, they’ll be left wondering why you would make something up that you’d rather keep secret if it were true
*Using Clorox or any bleach will turn the red/pink liquid detection dot on electronic devices back to white so they replace them under warranty
* “A drug dealer in DC taught me to pick my nose if the police are staring at me. No one picks their nose if they think someone is watching them, so it’s the ultimate way of being nonchalant.”
* "I learned that you can get into almost any special event by wearing a chef coat. Even just carrying one and walking like you know where you’re going will work every time. Most people don’t want to look stupid by asking you who you are.“
* "My go to missing work call was never “I’m sick”, it was “Family problems”. They never questioned it, it’s vague enough and embarrassing enough that nobody ever asks.“
*As part of the employee training at Target, they teach you that if a customer argues over a price, and the full price is under $20, to just give it to them for whatever price they claim. It’s cheaper for the company to move on to the next customer than to call in a price check.
*Put a rolled up sock in the change slot on a vending machine, come back back 4 days later….and pull sock….you will be 6-ish dollars richer.
*If it’s a small lie, like who farted or who put the empty milk carton in the fridge, I’ll tell a terrible lie. I’ll not be able to hold a straight face, contradict myself, basically suck at lying.Now everyone I know thinks I can’t tell a lie to save my life. So when I really need a big lie, I nail it every time. No one ever suspects me when I lie straight faced.
*Bring crutches to an airport. Bypass every line (including boarding) and you are chauffeured to your gate the second you pass through security.
*Make up a secret to share with someone- they may open up and share far more valuable real secrets.
*Here’s a classic. Drive over to your 7/11 of choice. Fill up a Slurpee and drop some candy bars in that bitch. Make sure the candy bars aren’t showing. Cover the Slurpee and pay for it. Free Snickers bitch.
*I tell everyone i’ve never done any drugs. Suddenly everyone offers me cocaine, ecstasy, pot, lsd. I think i’ve had $200 worth of drugs each weekend for free.Same with liquor. “Im not drinking tonight” BOOM! Everyone gives me booze. Its like everyone wants to break your integrity as soon as you tell them you are not doing whatever they are doing.
*If you need to cash from an ATM and its not a large amount, buy a 5 cent piece of gum from a gas station that has the cash back option. Its cheaper than a $3 charge
*Act less intelligent than you really are. Acting stupid can get you out of some tricky situations. Feigning ignorance is way better than admitting you knew better but did it anyway. My old man used to say ‘It is easier to beg forgiveness than ask for permission’…sometimes it’s true.
*Every time I fly, when I land I’ll pen a little complaint to the airline that flew me. You know, I’ll come up with something like “oh, they denied me a drink! Oh, the food wasn’t vegetarian!” Whatever miscellaneous hogwash potpourri comes to my crazy brain. And like clockwork, within a business day, they’re reimbursing me with a $50 voucher, a $100 voucher, I can sell that on the secondary market.
*I’ve always had a lot of success in shutting nosy people up by blaming any personal issue on allergies. Crying from a panic attack? Allergies giving me puffy eyes. What’s that mysterious pill I’m taking? Allergy meds. Why am I acting spaced out/hungover/tired? Allergies meds making me drowsy.
*If you really wanna get away with some shit, buy a reflective vest, a white hard hat, and a clipboard. You can go ANYWHERE.